i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet